Ode to my Dean.
Oh Dean of my school. I'd really like to meet you and speak with you at great length. I'd love to know why I do not have access to the discipline procedures at our school. I need those in order to discipline the students since we're not allowed to hold them after class or school. Oh Dean of my school, this is not a slight matter. Please understand that I have many, many students in my classes and that some of them cuss me out, walk out of class while screaming, refuse to sit where their told, refuse to work, refuse to bring supplies to class. Oh Dean of my school, I'd love to know what to do with these students, because telling me to call home isn't always an option. Some of these students don't have anyone at home. Oh Dean of my school, please understand that I do not dislike you. Quite the opposite, I don't know you. I'd like to know you but I haven't had the chance yet. I'm trying to figure out what to do with these students. Please help me.